One of the everyday things that Men take for granted is taking a leak while standing up. We have a hard time understanding why anyone would sit down on a toilet, simply to urinate. Truth is, Men have gradually evolved over the last three billion years to the point where the Male system is designed for upright urination. This is a fact women are incredibly envious of, despite their denials.
Most of the time, either using a urinal in a public restroom or leaving the seat down while using your own private bathroom is acceptable. There are rare moments when a Man can, and should relieve himself in the great outdoors. The most important of these instances is when drinking large quantities of beer, when camping or fishing, or if you are at the edge of a large cliff. It should be noted that if you are near something of this magnitude, you are forbidden to walk away without urinating off the edge.
When drinking, the appropriate urination etiquette is to announce your intentions to everyone around you and then head to the backyard with beer in hand. You should then find a corner and complete the emptying process. While camping, simply walk to the edge of the site and mark a sufficient amount of territory; while fishing, approach the side of the boat and piss. Extra points are earned if the boat is moving quickly and you remain balanced and nonchalant.
The general Mantivity score for urinating outside is a 2.8. Bonus points can be gained if you write your name in the snow, or if you cannot see where the urine is landing. The use of hand sanitizer is a deduction, as any very quick rinse from water, standing or running, will suffice. As a final, and obvious statement, the score is reduced to zero if you piss on yourself.
March 31, 2008 at 3:19 am
I like to piss off my back porch first thing in the morning. It is the best way to gauge the weather. If the piss steams then grab a coat. If not it might be a good day.
March 31, 2008 at 11:45 am
Hustla – Man I always fuckin take a piss outside, shit feels great, wind blowing around ya nuts. nothing better this is a must do mantivity, if you’re too soft to piss outside, you got a vagina.
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March 31, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Thanks for the link on your page! You’ll find we’ve done likewise. One thing though….we’re Brewdudes.NET, to avoid any confusion. I don’t know if you knew this, but every time the word “beer” is mentioned in your postings you grow a new chest hair. That’s a fact.
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April 4, 2008 at 6:44 pm
This is one of the most relaxing and enjoyable times when outside. Just grilled up some nice stakes, put your lady at ease about the bears and cougars that are watching you and about to throw some bones or cast a line with the guys when nature calls by making you aware of that full day of beer you had. Now, you can take a moment to let it all back out to the nature where it came from with an overwhelming peace and joy of being apart of the cycle of manliness that God created for us to enjoy.
August 6, 2008 at 5:48 am
This is a great link. I love to pee outside. It is trully one of the things that separates the men from the women. I will get up in the morning, before going to work, and find a nice place outside, in my yard, for a long stream of urine to fall on or around. I like aiming at different things outside. I am used to peeing outside ever since I was a boy of twelve years. PEEING OUTSIDE IS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23, 2008 at 9:01 pm
It is me again, I have worked hard all day, and I have been drinking beer tonight. So when the urge hits, I am heading outside to pee in the yard. I would rather pee outside than inside. I love peeing on things outside. It is great to be a man and have a penis so we can pee outside.
August 24, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I am on board with you. Check out this link: http://www.peeoutside.org
October 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm
It is me again, I cannot believe no one has responded since August. I know there are a lot of men who love peeing outside. I love to go to the edge of my yard, late at night, or early in the morning, and take a long pee. I also stop at the park and find a tree to pee on when coming home from work, sometimes.
October 13, 2008 at 10:26 am
I love peeing outside.
Its great
January 8, 2009 at 9:38 pm
only 1 person has responded since my last entry on 10/12/2008. Come on men, admit it, peeing outside is the greatest thing when you are a guy. I love to find different places outside to go and lay out a long stream of urine. I love peeing on different things outside. I JUST LOVE PEEING OUTSIDE.
January 10, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I, for one, feel that pissing outside should have a manliness score of at least 3.4, rather than a 2.8. Bonus points for inclement weather, especially extreme cold, in addition to those possibilities already mentioned. Instant score of 4.5 if a small animal is urinated upon.
April 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Quality Guy has it RIGHT. Pissing is the best sex there is. I love to piss in the wind naked, inside junk cars, on nasty peoples’ houses, drowning ugly insects, dudes who like getting wet, ant hills, anything that will hold still get a hot spray. This is way too cool site! Since I’m a dude, I find a yard, wall, bushes, dumpster, park, alley, etc. work fine – just whip it out and turn it loose. It’s a lot easier if you don’t have underwear on. Being naked is the best. This is the accepted practice in most of the world. I’ve been pissing outside since I was old enough to stand up. Go for it, dudes!
July 7, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Thank you pissingboy. It is trully a great thing to unzip and pee outside with a man’s pee item. Peeing outside is the greatest thing a guy can do. It is fun to see how far, long, or high you can shoot the stream.
October 4, 2009 at 11:31 am
Longer piss ever :
October 28, 2009 at 10:57 am
Let’s face it brothers: for women peeing is a body function, for men it’s a sporting event. To pee outside is the ultimate communion with nature that a man can achieve. Not only that, it’s easy, can be done (almost) anywhere, and free. It is one of life’s great simple pleasures, which is why men never pass up an opportunity to enjoy it. Here’s to peeing outside: may your streams be long and plentiful!