One of the everyday things that Men take for granted is taking a leak while standing up. We have a hard time understanding why anyone would sit down on a toilet, simply to urinate. Truth is, Men have gradually evolved over the last three billion years to the point where the Male system is designed for upright urination. This is a fact women are incredibly envious of, despite their denials.
Most of the time, either using a urinal in a public restroom or leaving the seat down while using your own private bathroom is acceptable. There are rare moments when a Man can, and should relieve himself in the great outdoors. The most important of these instances is when drinking large quantities of beer, when camping or fishing, or if you are at the edge of a large cliff. It should be noted that if you are near something of this magnitude, you are forbidden to walk away without urinating off the edge.
When drinking, the appropriate urination etiquette is to announce your intentions to everyone around you and then head to the backyard with beer in hand. You should then find a corner and complete the emptying process. While camping, simply walk to the edge of the site and mark a sufficient amount of territory; while fishing, approach the side of the boat and piss. Extra points are earned if the boat is moving quickly and you remain balanced and nonchalant.
The general Mantivity score for urinating outside is a 2.8. Bonus points can be gained if you write your name in the snow, or if you cannot see where the urine is landing. The use of hand sanitizer is a deduction, as any very quick rinse from water, standing or running, will suffice. As a final, and obvious statement, the score is reduced to zero if you piss on yourself.
March 31, 2008 at 3:19 am |
I like to piss off my back porch first thing in the morning. It is the best way to gauge the weather. If the piss steams then grab a coat. If not it might be a good day.
March 31, 2008 at 11:45 am |
Hustla – Man I always fuckin take a piss outside, shit feels great, wind blowing around ya nuts. nothing better this is a must do mantivity, if you’re too soft to piss outside, you got a vagina.
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March 31, 2008 at 1:10 pm |
Thanks for the link on your page! You’ll find we’ve done likewise. One thing though….we’re Brewdudes.NET, to avoid any confusion. I don’t know if you knew this, but every time the word “beer” is mentioned in your postings you grow a new chest hair. That’s a fact.
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April 4, 2008 at 6:44 pm |
This is one of the most relaxing and enjoyable times when outside. Just grilled up some nice stakes, put your lady at ease about the bears and cougars that are watching you and about to throw some bones or cast a line with the guys when nature calls by making you aware of that full day of beer you had. Now, you can take a moment to let it all back out to the nature where it came from with an overwhelming peace and joy of being apart of the cycle of manliness that God created for us to enjoy.
August 6, 2008 at 5:48 am |
This is a great link. I love to pee outside. It is trully one of the things that separates the men from the women. I will get up in the morning, before going to work, and find a nice place outside, in my yard, for a long stream of urine to fall on or around. I like aiming at different things outside. I am used to peeing outside ever since I was a boy of twelve years. PEEING OUTSIDE IS FUN, FUN, FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23, 2008 at 9:01 pm |
It is me again, I have worked hard all day, and I have been drinking beer tonight. So when the urge hits, I am heading outside to pee in the yard. I would rather pee outside than inside. I love peeing on things outside. It is great to be a man and have a penis so we can pee outside.
August 24, 2008 at 10:57 pm |
I am on board with you. Check out this link: http://www.peeoutside.org
October 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm |
It is me again, I cannot believe no one has responded since August. I know there are a lot of men who love peeing outside. I love to go to the edge of my yard, late at night, or early in the morning, and take a long pee. I also stop at the park and find a tree to pee on when coming home from work, sometimes.
October 13, 2008 at 10:26 am |
I love peeing outside.
Its great
January 8, 2009 at 9:38 pm |
only 1 person has responded since my last entry on 10/12/2008. Come on men, admit it, peeing outside is the greatest thing when you are a guy. I love to find different places outside to go and lay out a long stream of urine. I love peeing on different things outside. I JUST LOVE PEEING OUTSIDE.
December 18, 2010 at 5:16 pm |
Dude I’m with you. I freaking love taking a leak outside. I make it a point to stop on my way home from work and piss outside. I’m straight but I am not going to lie there is sometimes I will get hard while I’m doing it and makes even more adventurous.
January 10, 2009 at 11:04 pm |
I, for one, feel that pissing outside should have a manliness score of at least 3.4, rather than a 2.8. Bonus points for inclement weather, especially extreme cold, in addition to those possibilities already mentioned. Instant score of 4.5 if a small animal is urinated upon.
April 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm |
Quality Guy has it RIGHT. Pissing is the best sex there is. I love to piss in the wind naked, inside junk cars, on nasty peoples’ houses, drowning ugly insects, dudes who like getting wet, ant hills, anything that will hold still get a hot spray. This is way too cool site! Since I’m a dude, I find a yard, wall, bushes, dumpster, park, alley, etc. work fine – just whip it out and turn it loose. It’s a lot easier if you don’t have underwear on. Being naked is the best. This is the accepted practice in most of the world. I’ve been pissing outside since I was old enough to stand up. Go for it, dudes!
October 7, 2010 at 2:01 am |
hey bro… am totally into what you’re into but also love j.o. outside with bro’s too… hope that’s not over the edge with ya man..
January 6, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Hey Joe. I love pissing outside and also love jerking as well. I’m straight with a bit of Bi in me I guess. I wouldn’t mind pissing and jerking with you outside somewhere. Matter of fact I doing it right now. It’s great.
July 7, 2009 at 8:39 pm |
Thank you pissingboy. It is trully a great thing to unzip and pee outside with a man’s pee item. Peeing outside is the greatest thing a guy can do. It is fun to see how far, long, or high you can shoot the stream.
October 4, 2009 at 11:31 am |
Longer piss ever :
October 28, 2009 at 10:57 am |
Let’s face it brothers: for women peeing is a body function, for men it’s a sporting event. To pee outside is the ultimate communion with nature that a man can achieve. Not only that, it’s easy, can be done (almost) anywhere, and free. It is one of life’s great simple pleasures, which is why men never pass up an opportunity to enjoy it. Here’s to peeing outside: may your streams be long and plentiful!
November 27, 2009 at 6:50 am |
I love to just let my dick hang out and piss all over a tree like a firehose. But sometimes I get a hard on before I start to pee. Does this happen to anyone else?
January 2, 2011 at 3:23 pm |
Hell yeah justme I get hard most of the time when pissing outside. It’s normal just go with the flow. Pun intended
January 21, 2010 at 3:20 am |
Justme, this is a common fetish. Just relax and think of something else.
February 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm |
i luv to just take my dick out and let it flow let people stare their just jelous of me they just can’t do it they claim i say take your junk out and flood the world bathrooms are for wimps
March 6, 2010 at 6:43 pm |
To Steve: Hell, yea–pissing is a huge sporting event. I love to get up, in the middle of the night, and go outside and make a long, high pee arch. The other night, I think I peed a full 8 feet. A couple of nights before that I made like a sprinkler and peed over a 2 foot by 2 foot area. Let’s face it guys, peeing outside is an ART!
March 8, 2010 at 6:39 pm |
Peeing outside should be an Olympic Event. American guys would win hands down, especially after drinking a lot of beer.
April 9, 2010 at 9:28 pm |
Peeing outside is the greatest thing a guy can do. I like to pee outside while neighbor boys are walking by, you just know that they are jealous. I like to pee outside and will always love to pee outside, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!
April 16, 2010 at 9:33 pm |
TAKE OUT THE PENIS AND PEE OUTSIDE EVERYDAY. IT IS GREAT. TRY TO SEE HOW FAR, LONG, OR HIGH YOU CAN SHOOT THAT SREAM
June 11, 2010 at 5:10 pm |
I love pissing outside. It feels great and you can relieve your self with out going inside.I just urinated outside about 2 min ago. It saves my water bill alot.
August 29, 2010 at 12:00 am |
pissing outside rocks you get to air out your dick.
September 23, 2010 at 2:50 am |
Hate to disillusion you, but it’s not a boys-only sport. There are lots of girls out there who do exactly the same thing: it feels great and I agree with most of what you’ve all said. Not envious at all.
I think girls are probably more discreet – no pressureto prove they do it and some concern that you’ll despise us for it (bizarre, but anyway…). Another secret – we can do it standing up too.
Keep it up and keep enjoying!
December 18, 2010 at 5:21 pm |
Hell yeah it happens to me also I get hard quite a bit when pussing outside which sometimes will lead to a quick jerk off session
January 14, 2011 at 7:55 pm |
02BME, here is the evidence http://beckyflanders.com/
March 27, 2011 at 5:45 pm |
I like to pee in urinals.
Its fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When there are not any men in restrooms,I pee in urinals.
I peed in a urinal in Dairy Queen the other day and not any men where in there.
I had so much fun peeing and and flushing the urinal after I got through.
March 27, 2011 at 5:52 pm |
I sure like male urinals too.
It is a lot of fun standing up to pee at a urinal.
Whatching your stream is neat.
It feels so different standing up at a urinal peeing.
I believe hearing the sound of peeing in a urinal is neat too.
And flushing the urinal–oh YES!!!!
April 1, 2011 at 6:11 pm |
I am obsessed with peeing outside. It is absolutely the greatest part of being a man. There is just something so masculing about being able to stand and pee right out of your fly. But the best part is that moment right before the stream starts flying, when you reach down for your zipper and pull it down, stick your hand in the opening and whip out your trusty fire hose and let it rip. I always love lording it over girls that they don’t have this freedom. my friends and I, both guys and girls, go hiking every now and then. What I love doing is making a really high arc and saying to the girls “Jealous?! Bet you wish you could do this!!” They say they don’t care, but they do. Any other guys out there love making girls jealous that they weren’t born dudes like us?
April 1, 2011 at 7:24 pm |
Anonymous, did you read the messages before yours?
April 6, 2011 at 10:17 am |
Fishing with your mates and pissing off the side of the boat is the best sport there is!!!!!
June 2, 2011 at 7:53 pm |
I use urinals too.
Oh what great fun I have peeing in a urinal.
It is different peeing in a urinal.
Who says women can’t use urinals?
I sure do and enjoy every minute that I can.
So come on Women lets use urinals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 1, 2011 at 3:39 am |
Here is an example of peeing off a boat:
January 20, 2015 at 1:10 am |
I love taking a fucking piss outside grab your DICK and piss it feels good tell me how ur guys dick feels when ur done mine is long so it feels fucking great then my duck gets hard as fuck 👌
August 4, 2011 at 2:07 am |
Here is me taking a leak while sailing
August 5, 2011 at 2:28 pm |
My mate needed to have a piss off the boat badly because I had a few beers while fishing.
August 9, 2011 at 5:28 am |
This is me having a nice piss in the river and man it felt good!
August 9, 2011 at 6:25 am |
This is me taking a piss while fishing
August 9, 2011 at 6:30 am |
Nice pissing:
August 10, 2011 at 2:24 am |
Sailing and urinating
August 10, 2011 at 2:32 am |
More sailing and pissing
August 10, 2011 at 2:33 am |
Me busting to piss on the way to Wyong
August 10, 2011 at 2:42 am |
Funny freeway pee stop
August 17, 2011 at 8:48 am |
Another nice piss off a boat
http://au.myspace.com/video/devilscove/the-pee-pee-dance/15804404
August 17, 2011 at 8:52 am |
http://au.myspace.com/video/ianskeys/boat-ownage/1690889
August 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm |
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August 22, 2011 at 7:52 pm |
i will
October 23, 2011 at 5:08 pm |
December 8, 2011 at 1:47 pm |
You guys are sick and have no respect for anyone aroud you if thats all you guys think about that and sex than i’ll stay single all my life.
January 16, 2012 at 6:56 pm |
The part about women being envious of that is total crap. What is to be jelous of frickin peeing in a bush? Actually, they could pee ouside, but they think its gross.
February 20, 2012 at 5:02 pm |
gay sex is goooooood
June 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm |
You guys have it easy. We had a boat and for me and our two daughters taking a pee over the side could be a challenge. I get my TP then with my back to the side of the boat I push my jeans/shorts and panties to my knees. Then I sit on the side with my twat over the edge and pee in the water below. Finished I wipe and toss my TP in the water. As I stand up I pull my panties up followed by my jeans/shorts. You guys just have to unzip and pee over the side.
October 7, 2012 at 3:10 pm |
Sometimes I’ve peed outside. It feels good. I’ve also peed into my bathroom trash bin. You’d be surprised how good it feels to squat into one, lol. Let’s face it, sometimes ya just DON’T FEEL LIKE sitting on the toilet!
November 25, 2012 at 10:48 am |
October 30, 2013 at 2:19 pm |
I am a girl and i piss outside all the time – i’ll actually wait until i have to piss and go outside and do it…my piss fetish bf loves it. All women should do it…feels good especially when you need to pee hard.
August 2, 2015 at 12:28 pm |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zldTFvKVC5A
March 19, 2017 at 4:11 pm |
I am a lady.
I like to pee in urinals!!!!!!!!
I enjoy watching my pee go into the urinals.
Then I flush the urinal.
Ladies can use urinals!!!!
They are fun to use.
January 27, 2018 at 10:19 pm |
I don’t go out of my way to piss outside (that seems a little extreme to me) but I sure as hell enjoy it when I am hiking or camping and I piss outside exclusively – or if I have any other reason. I also only talk about this with my male friends so… class. Same with jerking if I’m honest. (If I’m hiding out deep in the woods or something). Women (most) can never understand how good and liberating it feels to let the air hit your dick.